Now In Technicolor

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Thu, 24 May 2012 02:56:25 -0400

osakabrownsuga: yes.

Thu, 24 May 2012 02:43:47 -0400

yes.

the other day I realized that my facebook and old deviantart...

Thu, 24 May 2012 02:01:14 -0400

the other day I realized that my facebook and old deviantart accounts and who knows what else might one day be found by my children.
oh yeah and my tumblr.

…weeeeeeird.

gatsby: hey i just met you

Thu, 24 May 2012 01:46:58 -0400

gatsby: hey i just met you

gatsby: and this is crazy

gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall

gatsby: so call me maybe

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youaregoodatthings: I am good at announcing how much I hate a song and then proceeding to sing...

Thu, 24 May 2012 01:09:23 -0400

youaregoodatthings:

I am good at announcing how much I hate a song and then proceeding to sing along with every single word.

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“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done...

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:37:18 -0400

“What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though.” ― J.D. Salinger.

Can we cuddle?

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:36:11 -0400

In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. We could whisper sweet things to each other over pillows that no one could hear. We’d just stare in each others eyes until a smile cracked the silence of our lips…..would you fall in love with me for the night?

A short horror story:

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:28:45 -0400

robotlauren:

lilykyrie:

where did the spider go?

#ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE

yesterday at work there was a GIANT spider in the box we put the reciepts for one of the rides I work at in and my coworker spend a good fifteen minutes trying to find it and kill it and when we couldn’t find it we spent the whole rest of our shift out there fearing it would jump out of nowhere at us ._.

lolnojk: yes

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:27:27 -0400

lolnojk:

yes

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Wed, 23 May 2012 23:57:21 -0400

ladisputing: themuggletribute: dreamofcities: sereynity: norm...

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:49:44 -0400

ladisputing:

themuggletribute:

dreamofcities:

sereynity:

normalapproach:

gryffindorteamseeker:

ladisputing:

I’m sending this to the 2012 Olympics

excellent

You beautiful, wonderful human being.

YES

This is a big fat WIN

Want a bigger win? They responded:

How to Flirt

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:14:03 -0400

smile

wink

use cheesy pick up lines

gently stroke cheek

slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose

drag to car

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