February 2012
122 posts
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
“I retain from my childhood and my experiences growing up, a suspicion of dogma....”
– Barack Obama, March 2004, in an interview with Cathleen Falsani (via emm-in-sem)
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Things You Shouldn't Say To...
fuckyeahfeminists:
journeytoanewcreation:
People suffering from depression:
“Stop being so negative!” “You choose to be sad” “You don’t even have anything to be sad about” “There are millions worse off than you, just get a grip!”
People struggling with self-harm:
“You’re just doing it for attention!” “Those cuts aren’t even that bad” “You don’t even have a reason to cut/burn yourself” “You...
ucfhookups:
19 year old female, looking for a relationship. I’m kinda nervous and excited. I love cats, I love every kind of cat. I just want to hug all them but I can’t, can’t hug every cat. If this becomes sexual, I have to say that I have a bit of a cat fetish. I’ll probably want you to wear cat ears and a tail and poop all over my chest and pretend I’m your litter box. Rub that shit in like...
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I just had one of the most awesome days I’ve had in a while. Went to Busch Gardens Tampa with some friends, jammed to awesome early 2000s rock in the car, road on coasters, got to see someone I haven’t seen in a quite a long time, got some pizza hut, and just….overall I am in such a freaking good mood right now because of this day. :3
Aaaand we got pay-for-a-day-play-all-year...
Like a rose in a storm.: We’ve all had someone... →
incensesoakedsoul:
We’ve all had someone that we were almost a something with. An unfinished potential love story. For whatever reason, it didn’t work out. They decided they didn’t like you. They weren’t over their ex. Someone else got to them first. They moved away. That someone that you used to speak to for…
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Guys: aw yeah boobs are great I fucking love tits they're so soft and oh man I love boobs
Girls: lol penises are funny
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Capitol Condoms; With them you’ll be Safe & Sound.
