May 2012
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gatsby: hey i just met you
gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
gatsby: so call me maybe
May 24th
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youaregoodatthings: I am good at announcing how much I hate a song and then proceeding to sing along with every single word.
May 24th
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May 24th
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Can we cuddle?
In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. We could whisper sweet things to each other over pillows that no one could hear. We’d just stare in each others eyes until a smile cracked the silence of our lips…..would you...
May 24th
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A short horror story:
robotlauren: lilykyrie: where did the spider go? #ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE yesterday at work there was a GIANT spider in the box we put the reciepts for one of the rides I work at in and my coworker spend a good fifteen minutes trying to find it and kill it and when we couldn’t find it we spent the whole rest of our shift out there fearing it would jump out of...
May 24th
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How to Flirt
smile wink use cheesy pick up lines gently stroke cheek slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose drag to car
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 20th
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fuck off, nostalgia
I’m so much happier now than I was then. Where did these rose-colored glasses come from? I don’t want them, and I don’t want you.
May 19th
May 19th
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“A person is religious because they are afraid of hell. But a person is spiritual...”
– Kyle Gyer (via beautiful-thorn)
May 18th
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May 18th
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“Andrew Clark: Why do you have to insult everybody? John Bender: I’m being...”
– Andrew Clark - John Bender  The Breakfast Club  (via yeahmoviequotes)
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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there is a bit of greenish blue showing through my hair ALREADY. I dyed it less than a month ago and still have about three months to go of my job :| I’m hoping I can hide it for a bit because I really don’t want to spend the money to keep redyeing this all summer >.>
May 18th
youaregoodatthings: I am good at vowing to become a better person. [but I am not so good at following through]
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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moreawkwardpirouettes: Just think for a moment about the fact that every single person is a person. You can talk to any of them and they will talk back and every one of them will have something different to say. They’re all as complex as you are, and you’re probably more complex than you realize. Each of them is full of their own questions and hypocrisies and delightful twists and turns....
May 15th
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May 13th
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Happy Mother's Day from AAA
askaceattorney: -The Mod
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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I’m having one of those moments where I want to reply to a certain person’s facebook with a really snarky, passive aggressive dig, but I can’t bring myself to actually say something of that level to someone. So all I’ll say is…you’re lucky I’m nice.
May 6th
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May 6th
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